poops of steel
according to the disjointed, probably dangerously insane infomercial that's on, i'm carrying around about 20 pounds of TOXIC FECAL MATTER! in my COMPACTED COLON! i wonder if it's the same body-friendly version of clorox that knocks out your 'ass plaque' (look it up, i'm not making it up)...what caught my attention was hearing this greasy freak that looks like a gayer john waters mentioning that his kid's bowel movement was bigger than his. apparently, his 5-year old kid knocked out a log that was as big around as this guy's wrist + as long as his kid's arm. now i'm not too beefy + i don't have a kid, but i think if i saw a turd that big, ie half a fucking child, i'd probably call the doctor or at least check the shit for a few missing organs.
but apparently that set him up on a quest for perfect shit forever + his fascination w/bowel movements...even yours.
oh yeah, i'm still up cause i'm still sick. if anything, worse. it's probably because of the undigested food + TOXIC FECAL MATTER. he also pronounces 'root' like 'rut.' i'm not going to work tomorrow. i'm sick of hearing the word colon but i only get 2 channels on my tv.
update: i have corn in my spoor.
but apparently that set him up on a quest for perfect shit forever + his fascination w/bowel movements...even yours.
oh yeah, i'm still up cause i'm still sick. if anything, worse. it's probably because of the undigested food + TOXIC FECAL MATTER. he also pronounces 'root' like 'rut.' i'm not going to work tomorrow. i'm sick of hearing the word colon but i only get 2 channels on my tv.
update: i have corn in my spoor.