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MURPHY'S LAW: If your heritage / nationality is physically obvious, there is always going to be an equal and opposite fucktard that feels the need to point the corresponding stereotype(s) out, as if you haven't been aware of them all your life.
To be perfectly honest, St. Patrick’s Day really gets me wet. Every March 17, I get this urge to get stebelligerently loaded full of santorum and suck the crap out of sorority girls with shamrock stickers on their puckered little buttholes. Fulfilling my filthy desires, perhaps, but at least the Irish would have some fun in proving what a cock crazy whore i really am.....by felching all the cops & hobos in sight, drinking all their urine and beating off toddlers' flaccid undeveloped dongs!
On the other hand, it is kind of erotic, on a japanese tenctacle porn level, to have one day a year when everyone that isn't riddled with disease wishes they were and YOU don't have to take your valtrex.
In March, I’ve had people - mostly old men - approach me and say “how much for the suck off?” or “Erin go shit on my chest” while I’m minding my own damn business, waiting for the doctor to suck that baby out of my roast beef box.
Think about it: if you were a goatse enthusiast and it was Grand Canyon of Assholes Day, wouldn’t it bother you if some random jerk-on-the-street came up to you and jerked you off in the street? Or maybe if you were black and i hung you from a tree?
The point is, my hole is HUGE.
See you at the dog track! i'm fucking horny.
To be perfectly honest, St. Patrick’s Day really gets me wet. Every March 17, I get this urge to get stebelligerently loaded full of santorum and suck the crap out of sorority girls with shamrock stickers on their puckered little buttholes. Fulfilling my filthy desires, perhaps, but at least the Irish would have some fun in proving what a cock crazy whore i really am.....by felching all the cops & hobos in sight, drinking all their urine and beating off toddlers' flaccid undeveloped dongs!
On the other hand, it is kind of erotic, on a japanese tenctacle porn level, to have one day a year when everyone that isn't riddled with disease wishes they were and YOU don't have to take your valtrex.
In March, I’ve had people - mostly old men - approach me and say “how much for the suck off?” or “Erin go shit on my chest” while I’m minding my own damn business, waiting for the doctor to suck that baby out of my roast beef box.
Think about it: if you were a goatse enthusiast and it was Grand Canyon of Assholes Day, wouldn’t it bother you if some random jerk-on-the-street came up to you and jerked you off in the street? Or maybe if you were black and i hung you from a tree?
The point is, my hole is HUGE.
See you at the dog track! i'm fucking horny.