Forceps: One Surgical Instrument that will Hopefully Never Have a Fetish Built Around It
I think it would be amazing to be taught the theory of evolution by a slick-haired begoggled fellow assisted by a choir of dissectable cadavers in latex sleeping bags with socks over their heads. The real sauce of the spectacle is the dance which can only be performed by victims of tendon-seeking weasels. Since this will never happen, Professor Tatano explaining plant reproduction through a shaving-woodchucks-under-the-bed metaphor will work just fine.
Had no idea until today that there were see-through noodles. Are now a few of my favorite things.
To discourage self from devouring every sugary treat in my workplace, will list one thing it is possible (but not advisable) to have sex with for every pilfered truffle, triceratops, and potato chip. Starting with things and/or people found on CSI, electrical appliances, and different kinds of hacksaw. Today had some wayward fragments of toffee, so will submit Grissom's pet fetal pig as day's penance.
Also: please blindfire post a country and I will investigate its capacity for metal.
Had no idea until today that there were see-through noodles. Are now a few of my favorite things.
To discourage self from devouring every sugary treat in my workplace, will list one thing it is possible (but not advisable) to have sex with for every pilfered truffle, triceratops, and potato chip. Starting with things and/or people found on CSI, electrical appliances, and different kinds of hacksaw. Today had some wayward fragments of toffee, so will submit Grissom's pet fetal pig as day's penance.
Also: please blindfire post a country and I will investigate its capacity for metal.