I will take that fuzzy glowing hamburger, please
Need to play less Bookworm Adventures, so will ooze factoids onto livejournal account. Oktopos tastes like chicken being raped by spice ents under water. Baklava is as multilayered as the prose of Giac#omo Heilhänder*, and it remains uncertain whether it is acceptable to get angry at a god for rhyming 'chortle' with 'mortal'.
I hope no one ever really tries to sabotage my car with fruit, as currently have no suitable defense systems installed.
*Heilhänder, Giac#omo: German-Italian Renaissance poet reputed to be a master of the double, triple, and sometimes quintuple entendre. A devout Hindu, at age sixteen he shaved his head in devotion to Allah and joined a convent, wherein he wrote some of his most distressing and moving poetry (according to rumors, usually after or between rounds of habit the rabbit with the other nuns).
I hope no one ever really tries to sabotage my car with fruit, as currently have no suitable defense systems installed.
*Heilhänder, Giac#omo: German-Italian Renaissance poet reputed to be a master of the double, triple, and sometimes quintuple entendre. A devout Hindu, at age sixteen he shaved his head in devotion to Allah and joined a convent, wherein he wrote some of his most distressing and moving poetry (according to rumors, usually after or between rounds of habit the rabbit with the other nuns).