Family guy
Peter: Women are not people; they are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
Stewie mocking Brian(I seriously about pissed my pants when i heard this the first time):...How you, uh, how you coming on that novel...you working on, uh, got a big, big stack of papers there, gotta, gotta, gotta nice little, nice little story you're working on there...your big novel that you’ve been working on for three years. Huh? Got a compelling protagonist...got an obstacle for him to overcome...little story brewing there...working on...working on that for quite some time, huh...yeah, talking about that three years ago...been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative, beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? Yeah? At the end your main character is richer for the experience? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? You got a...no, you deserve some time off.
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, I know it hurts now, Brian, but look at the bright side - you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know, the novel you've been working on? You know, the one you've been working on for three years? You know, the novel? Got something new to write about now, y'know. Maybe your main character gets into a relationship, then suffers a little heartbreak; something like what you've just been through? Draw from real-life experience? L-little heartbreak, y'know, work it into the story? Make those characters a little more three-dimensional? Make it a richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? Little epilogue? Everybody learns the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? Ah, I look forward to reading it.
Stewie mocking Brian(I seriously about pissed my pants when i heard this the first time):...How you, uh, how you coming on that novel...you working on, uh, got a big, big stack of papers there, gotta, gotta, gotta nice little, nice little story you're working on there...your big novel that you’ve been working on for three years. Huh? Got a compelling protagonist...got an obstacle for him to overcome...little story brewing there...working on...working on that for quite some time, huh...yeah, talking about that three years ago...been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative, beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? Yeah? At the end your main character is richer for the experience? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? You got a...no, you deserve some time off.
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, I know it hurts now, Brian, but look at the bright side - you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know, the novel you've been working on? You know, the one you've been working on for three years? You know, the novel? Got something new to write about now, y'know. Maybe your main character gets into a relationship, then suffers a little heartbreak; something like what you've just been through? Draw from real-life experience? L-little heartbreak, y'know, work it into the story? Make those characters a little more three-dimensional? Make it a richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? Little epilogue? Everybody learns the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? Ah, I look forward to reading it.