Yep, it's a rant ;-)
I've just set a new record for the amount of times I've sworn at the TV. We were surfing through the 300 channels of shit that get pumped into the house these days and came across a program on MTV called 'My Super Sweet 16', and I shit you not this has to be the flimsiest of premises for a show that I've ever seen.
So what's it about? Well, as far as I could tell it's about some spoiled bitch called Sophie who's just turning 16 and having a party thrown for her. OK, so far, so good, no? However, this bitch (who incidentally has to be one of the most unattractive 16 year olds I've ever seen - fat as the Stay Puft marshmallow guy and with a face like a waxwork that's been left too near a fire.) seems to be the most idle, spoilt obnoxious piece of crap that I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon. This dumb piece of shit even uses a phone to call her mother in her own fucking house!
I'm guessing her daddy actually bought the show on MTV for her, ('cause I've never heard of her and hopefully never will again) because she seems to get everything else she wants.
So anyway, to cut to the chase, they've hired some swanky venue for the party, and employed a whole bunch of Moulin Rouge style dancers (almost identical to the Parisian dancers except they can't dance) and wants to make a big entrance, otherwise she'll, like, kill herself. Go ahead, bitch - here's a razor blade and remember, down not across, down not across......
I'll probably go to hell for this, but this is the kind of bitch that when they turn up in half a dozen pieces in a ditch, you can't resist a smirk.
So, anyway, the night arrives, she makes her grand entrance by waddling onto the stage hidden under the dancers' dresses (though where they got that much material I'll never know) and tadah! Here she is - Miss Piggy's bargain basement little sister. It's a good thing this bitch has money because in terms of looks, she fell out the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down.
Cut into this footage are reaction shots from the guests, all of whom seem to be (a) rich teenagers, (b) retarded teenagers, and (c) incapable of saying anything that doesn't involve jamming their tongue so far up her ass they can lick her tonsils.
And to top it all, her parting comment is "they should all be grateful that I invited them." Yeah, all these fucking retards who (a) probably call you fat and ugly (and are on the money doing so) or (b) like me, don't know who the fuck you are but got an invite 'cause Daddy's fucking your Daddy or something, and who will probably end up running the fucking country in 20 years.
OK, enough - I'm outta here.
Fett
So what's it about? Well, as far as I could tell it's about some spoiled bitch called Sophie who's just turning 16 and having a party thrown for her. OK, so far, so good, no? However, this bitch (who incidentally has to be one of the most unattractive 16 year olds I've ever seen - fat as the Stay Puft marshmallow guy and with a face like a waxwork that's been left too near a fire.) seems to be the most idle, spoilt obnoxious piece of crap that I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon. This dumb piece of shit even uses a phone to call her mother in her own fucking house!
I'm guessing her daddy actually bought the show on MTV for her, ('cause I've never heard of her and hopefully never will again) because she seems to get everything else she wants.
So anyway, to cut to the chase, they've hired some swanky venue for the party, and employed a whole bunch of Moulin Rouge style dancers (almost identical to the Parisian dancers except they can't dance) and wants to make a big entrance, otherwise she'll, like, kill herself. Go ahead, bitch - here's a razor blade and remember, down not across, down not across......
I'll probably go to hell for this, but this is the kind of bitch that when they turn up in half a dozen pieces in a ditch, you can't resist a smirk.
So, anyway, the night arrives, she makes her grand entrance by waddling onto the stage hidden under the dancers' dresses (though where they got that much material I'll never know) and tadah! Here she is - Miss Piggy's bargain basement little sister. It's a good thing this bitch has money because in terms of looks, she fell out the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down.
Cut into this footage are reaction shots from the guests, all of whom seem to be (a) rich teenagers, (b) retarded teenagers, and (c) incapable of saying anything that doesn't involve jamming their tongue so far up her ass they can lick her tonsils.
And to top it all, her parting comment is "they should all be grateful that I invited them." Yeah, all these fucking retards who (a) probably call you fat and ugly (and are on the money doing so) or (b) like me, don't know who the fuck you are but got an invite 'cause Daddy's fucking your Daddy or something, and who will probably end up running the fucking country in 20 years.
OK, enough - I'm outta here.
Fett