These are old coffee ads Jim Henson did in 1957 featuring a proto-Kermit (I guess their names are Wilkins and Wontkins). The last one made me spit all over the computer screen so I figured it was worth sharing.
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Added: Also, its great that there's mostly no chance I'll ever be married since now I don't have to try to outdo this.
http://joshgoleman.com/2009/05/adam-and-hallis-weddding/