Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I put money in
janonymousone's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I helped
neila_star107 see the light (8 points). In May I put gum in
guinessdrinker's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I punched
entropicjames in the arm (-10 points). In April I stole
gratefuldread's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-30 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
fetishforethics