22: brb

[fetchthestick]

H-hi. Um.

I'mma be gone for a few - uh, for a day.

'Cause I was bad and I bit someone an' Batou says p-punishment is he gotta kill me. I don' remember doin' it but I know I did it and I'll never do it again.

But it's okay 'cause I'll be back an'then I can go for walks!

Hey Mister Batou is there stuff to do when you're dead? Like fetch?

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Comments

[locked / unhackable]

[erhabenheit]

You're a good boy, Thom.

[unlocked because WHAT IS LOCKING]

[fetchthestick]

Thanks Mister Bass.

[well fine then, unlocked 8|]

[erhabenheit]

Did you bite her on purpose?

[seriously I don't think he even knows it exists]

[fetchthestick]

Nuh-uh. I don't... really remember doin' it at all.

I was lookin' for food and then there was this funny guy an' he grabbed me and then I had dreams and then I woke up and th'Major was on me and my throat hurt. And her arm was hurt and I'd done it.

I'd never ever ever bite someone like th'Major. Pets don't hurt Masters.

[erhabenheit]

So long as you know it's fine to bite someone who tries to hurt you.

[fetchthestick]

[Bass you're a few generations and several years of conditioning too late.]

.... No. It's... No, it's never okay t'bite someone.

[erhabenheit]

[SNORT. Ugh, he's TAME. Nothing like Treble, then.]

Suit yourself.

[fetchthestick]

[SO tame. His canon-mate? That's another story.]

Okay Mister Bass. Um, thanks.