[The Major is hunting slimes for her collection when she hears the unmistakable sound of a terrified dog. Which narrows it down to...Thom. She rounds the corner to see the talking border collie fleeing down the corridor, pursued by an enormous blue slime with a crown.
[That's right. Come to the Major so she can grab a couple handsful of your...whatever that stuff you're made of is...and slam you into the floor.
She reaches upward to intercept it as it comes down. Worst case, it will bounce off her arms and not envelop her head. It's not that she's worried about breathing so much as looking stupid. ...In front of a dog. Whatever; her ego is huge.]
[Oh no it's JUMPING on the Major! He should do something!! Thom rushes forwards, BITES, and darts back!
Mind you, his ickle puppy teeth snapped shut a good two feet from anything at all. He's too busy dancing around the perimeter of the fight to get any closer.
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Wau! WAU WAU!!
[He inches forwards to see how it reacts - can he herd it?]
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Oh what's that? Another Slime has appeared! And another!]
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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE.
Thom barks enthusiastically and runs from one side of the group to the other, weaving and pushing at their boundaries to get them closer together!]
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Wait, where there five ... no, six before? Seven?
Oop, there goes another one!
And ... what are the Slimes doing? They're all bouncing together and huddling into one giant mass ...]
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There's only one now, and single things can't be herded. But also, it's much bigger than him.]
YIPE!!
[Then turns tail and runs in the other direction.]
YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE!!!
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Score!]
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Thom darts behind her and cowers.]
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It bounces to a stop in front of the Major and leers.]
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She smirks, then kicks at the big blue blob like it's the fourth down and the uprights are 50 yards down the field.
Or like she's a combat cyborg who can kick open a fire door from the wrong side.
Whichever simile you prefer.]
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He comes out from behind her legs - a little - and bounces around out of reach, barking furiously.
The boy's a border collie, what do you want.]
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The King Slime expands suddenly, pushing her leg out. It bounces once, then leaps into the air and comes crashing down right on top of the Major.]
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She reaches upward to intercept it as it comes down. Worst case, it will bounce off her arms and not envelop her head. It's not that she's worried about breathing so much as looking stupid. ...In front of a dog. Whatever; her ego is huge.]
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[Oh no it's JUMPING on the Major! He should do something!! Thom rushes forwards, BITES, and darts back!
Mind you, his ickle puppy teeth snapped shut a good two feet from anything at all. He's too busy dancing around the perimeter of the fight to get any closer.
But he bit the AIR.
Let that be a lesson to you! You mean ol' slime!]
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