12: I'm not a furry shut up

[fetchthestick]

I got big.

...

My masters would'a loved this. I mean, I'm sure they liked me as a puppy, but now they wouldn't have to wait! I can do what the grown-up pets do now.

'cept my masters aren't here. [Sigh.]I wonder who they would'a paired me with when I got big like this? I mean, for fun. Sure they would've put me with a bitch to make puppies

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[imsorryimissed]

What the fuck? For fun? What?

[fetchthestick]

Yeah, you know. Like... masters do with grown-up pets, or they have pets do it together, or like my masters do when they close the door.

[Thom's universe is fucked up. orz ]

[Also, he's so not actually going to say the word "sex."]

[imsorryimissed]

Uh... I don't think anyone here will wanna do that stuff with you.

[He thinks.]

Maybe Akagi.

[No, let's be fair, thinks Oleg.]

Probably Akagi.

[fetchthestick]

Well, my masters aren't here to give me to anyone, so I probably won't.

[That'll last for about 3 seconds after his hormones kick in.]

Is Akagi nice?

[imsorryimissed]

No. He's a creepy old man who kept asking me about my sex drive when I was eleven.

[fetchthestick]

Oh.

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Uh, that's bad, isn't it?

[imsorryimissed]

Yeah. I dunno about dogs like you, but human children get damaged forever if creepy old people force them to have sex.

[fetchthestick]

I dunno. I think Zenrenthi do that with pets sometimes but my owners didn't talk to me about it. Maybe they didn't want me to worry about it.