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fetchthestick

2: I will carry the end in my mouth

Jun 06, 2009 01:12

Um.

I found a rope, and tied it to my collar. It's kinda okay.

But does anyone know where I can get a real leash? Or does... does anyone have one? That I could borrow?

I know I don' need it here but I'd kinda like it I hope that's okay.

bein a pet is all i know, where's my mister, awww, doggeh

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oh god what am i doing this can only end in the rotting of teeth lilyground June 6 2009, 14:09:17 UTC

Why do you need a leash?

8D!!! fetchthestick June 6 2009, 18:40:01 UTC

'cuz I always have one when I go out. I'm not s'posed to be out with my Misters either, but they're not here. So I can at least have a leash.

oh my god i have cavities from thinking about itfkldjhfg lilyground June 6 2009, 18:45:52 UTC

You can't go out...?

[That's no good! Lily's reaching for her little girl sneakers already.]

You can go out with me if you want!

oh god dental bills fetchthestick June 6 2009, 18:49:52 UTC

Well I'm not s'posed to but everyone here's said it's okay so I go out to get food sometimes an' I brought Miss Christine a book -

Oh! Yeah, I'd like that!!

oh godddddd lilyground June 6 2009, 19:05:21 UTC

You can go out whenever you want! Everybody else can, so why can't you?

[Click, click. She leaves her room.]

Where are you?

fetchthestick June 6 2009, 19:15:45 UTC

'cuz I'm a pet, I'm not supposed to.

Um, eight-thousand three-hundred thirty-two! The deck is five.

[8D!]

lilyground June 6 2009, 19:31:26 UTC

A pet? Why?

[Umm... 8... 3... 32? Okay, Lily can do that. It's only one deck down, so she takes the stairs. It's faster-and Thom sounds adorable.]

fetchthestick June 6 2009, 19:35:35 UTC

'cuz I have owners and they take care of me.

[Oh my gawd why does he have to explain this to everyone?]

lilyground June 6 2009, 19:38:03 UTC

Owners? Like parents?

fetchthestick June 6 2009, 19:40:31 UTC

[Thom giggles. Lily's the second person to think that!]

Nooo! They bought me from my mama's owners! When I was real little.

lilyground June 6 2009, 19:44:24 UTC

They... they bought you?

[That's horrible. But Lily can't complain. She reaches deck 5 and looks around. What was his room number...?]

Ummm, can you come out in the hallway?

fetchthestick June 6 2009, 19:50:20 UTC

Well, yeah!

[How else were they gonna GET him? Otherwise his mama's owner would own him, because he owned her. Duh.]

Okay!

[Thom opens the door and sticks his doggeh head out. He's standing on his hind feet, so he's at about 3'8".]

lilyground June 6 2009, 19:58:36 UTC

[That's slavery, isn't it? And slavery is b-

He's furry. Lily stares at his little doggy head, perplexed, then trots over and looks down at him.]

Hi!

fetchthestick June 6 2009, 20:03:30 UTC

Hello!!

[Massive tailwags oh it's a young girl! And....]

You have a collar!! Who's your owner?

lilyground June 6 2009, 20:09:53 UTC

[Lily's a little taken aback. Umm.]

Umm, I don't have an owner! I'm a person!

[At least, she doesn't have an owner anymore.]

fetchthestick June 6 2009, 20:12:36 UTC

[Blink blink.]

Buuuut you have a collar, that means you belong to someone...

Oh, are they not here? My masters didn' come with me here. I miss 'em.

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