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Dear Avrile Lavinge,
I understand that you are upset with me. I've noticed you following me as I walk down the street. Please stop doing this. I understand that you won't put out, but it's no reason to get upset. And though you might have smashed all your mirrors in your anger towards me, I reallly cannot offer you any compensation for the repairs. It's been three months and I haven't tried (or even mentioned) getting in your pants. Please consider this. Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
that guy in the video with the hat
I understand that you are upset with me. I've noticed you following me as I walk down the street. Please stop doing this. I understand that you won't put out, but it's no reason to get upset. And though you might have smashed all your mirrors in your anger towards me, I reallly cannot offer you any compensation for the repairs. It's been three months and I haven't tried (or even mentioned) getting in your pants. Please consider this. Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
that guy in the video with the hat