Homeward Bound Part II: Christmas Love Me Long Time
I had a good haul this year, not the least of which was my parents paying to fly me home for a week. There was also money from grandparents, a CD, and a few cups of cheer among other things.
But of all my gifts this year, none were as inexplicable as this trinket, given by my sister and brother-in-law. It was unearthed at a Chinese restaurant in Lansing, Michigan. They were minding their own business, trying to exit after getting thoroughly MSG’d, when they were accosted by a manager who demanded they accept this “free gift.” Not wanting to offend, they accepted, vowing to dispose of the thing in the nearest ditch.
But in their wisdom they spared the free gift. They turned the box over and read the instruction manual, at which point they decided it was something I absolutely had to have.
Magnet Massage Mouse Pad
The health product in Twenty-one century
This product is according to the physical chemistry scheme, it provide magnetic treatment that can speeding the blood vessel process and used to maintain good health.
Product Efficiency
1. Reduce tried and painful from the wrist, arm and shoulder;
2. The soft movable pad with small magnet pieces inside make the palm not easy to grow cocoons and feel comfortable;
3. Use of the mouse pad is more efficiency;
4. Improve the blood circulation
Thanks again, Brenda and Chris. Merry Christmas to you, too.
But of all my gifts this year, none were as inexplicable as this trinket, given by my sister and brother-in-law. It was unearthed at a Chinese restaurant in Lansing, Michigan. They were minding their own business, trying to exit after getting thoroughly MSG’d, when they were accosted by a manager who demanded they accept this “free gift.” Not wanting to offend, they accepted, vowing to dispose of the thing in the nearest ditch.
But in their wisdom they spared the free gift. They turned the box over and read the instruction manual, at which point they decided it was something I absolutely had to have.
Magnet Massage Mouse Pad
The health product in Twenty-one century
This product is according to the physical chemistry scheme, it provide magnetic treatment that can speeding the blood vessel process and used to maintain good health.
Product Efficiency
1. Reduce tried and painful from the wrist, arm and shoulder;
2. The soft movable pad with small magnet pieces inside make the palm not easy to grow cocoons and feel comfortable;
3. Use of the mouse pad is more efficiency;
4. Improve the blood circulation
Thanks again, Brenda and Chris. Merry Christmas to you, too.