conversations with my 26 year old sister....

[festiva]

Nancy: blah
me: blah yourself
Nancy: my stomach is full of gas
me: eew
Nancy: gesous masseous
hehe
yah
i'mi quietl farting nonstop
hehe
me: are you going to fart up a storm at the gym?
eew
Nancy: at least it doesn't smell
haha
probably
me: how do you know?
Nancy: but it doesn't smell
hehe
so it should be ok
me: ok
Nancy: you can smell your own fart stupid
you can smell your own fart stupid
me: but you smell bad already
Nancy: whatevers
that's be you smelling it up
stupid
moopid
me: no
it's your upper lip
Sent at 3:56 PM on Wednesday
Nancy: hehe
hot
i have a hot upper lip
hehe
me: no you don't
Sent at 3:58 PM on Wednesday
Nancy: yes i do
yours is rotting
me: you're has already fallen off
everyone sees you from far away and thinks you're smiling
but no
it's just because you have no upper lip to close your damn mouth
sick freak
Sent at 4:01 PM on Wednesday