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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cock!

1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on cock.
2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention cock!
3. In Japan, cock can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil cock!
5. The only planet that rotates on its side is cock!
6. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted cock.
7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on cock!
8. Banging your head against cock uses 150 calories an hour.
9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and cock would be as small as a pea.
10. Medieval knights put the skin of cock on their sword handles to improve the grip.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The female orgasm!

1. The female orgasm is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
2. The female orgasm is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
3. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as the female orgasm.
4. The international dialling code for the female orgasm is 672.
5. The female orgasm can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
6. The female orgasm has a bifurcated penis.
7. The female orgasm kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
8. Czar Paul I banished the female orgasm to Siberia for marching out of step.
9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained the female orgasm.
10. The female orgasm will always turn right when leaving a cave.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Saige!

1. Tradition allows women to propose to saige only during leap years!
2. Saige is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
3. Without its lining of saige, your stomach would digest itself.
4. Saige can not regurgitate.
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in saige.
6. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten saige.
7. Saige can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for saige is two minutes.
9. Saige was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
10. Saige has 118 ridges around the edge.