Sep 02, 2005 12:34
did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
if assholes could fly...this place would be an airport.
i always take life with a little salt.....a slice of lemon......and a shot of tequilla!
karaeokee bars combine two of the nations greatest evils...people who shouldnt drink....with people who shouldnt sing
a day without sunshine is like....night?
my kid got your honor student pegnant!
save your breath youll need it to blow up your date!
if you want to get laid, crawl upa chickens ass and wait!
your gene pool could use a little chlorine
an apple a day keeps the doctor away..but if the doctors cute then forget the fruit!
i found jesus! he was behind the sofa the whole time!
barbie sucks! and ken loves it.
a penny for your thoughts...a dollar if you flash me!
abstinence makes the church grow fondlers!
im finally 21 and egally able to do everything ive been doing since 15. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha