I heart my car + another trip to Dreamland

Dec 03, 2007 17:47

Yay, my car is at home again! Oh, how I've missed it. It's got a brand-spankin'-new radiator. And I'm $250 poorer. But hey, they also put on new wiper blades. Thank God. My old ones were worthless.

*hugs car in her mind* What? I ain't goin' out there in the freezing cold and snow to hug a hunk of metal! Who do you think I am? abmo? :P (inside joke, peoples)

Here's an awesome dream I had:

I was at my house with a friend (a dream friend, some girl I don't recognize in real life), and we were just sitting at the table in the living room. There was a lady (another dream person) over visiting. My friend and I didn't really know who she was, but she seemed nice enough because she brought us cookies. She set down a package of Oreos on the table and told us to help ourselves; then she went back into the kitchen. My friend dug in right away, but I didn't touch them because I'm not a big Oreo fan.

The lady came back out a little later and asked me how I was feeling. There was this distinct sound of... oh, let's call it EVIL in her voice, like she was hoping I wasn't feeling fine. I just shrugged and said, "I'm alright." But I looked at my friend and saw she had slumped over the table, seemingly asleep. The lady cackled like a witch and told me I'd be dead soon because she had poisoned the Oreos, but I stood up and said to her, "Nothing's going to happen to me. I didn't even eat the Oreos!"

She looked angry and lunged at me with a syringe. The liquid inside was red, but I had no idea what it was and became immediately frightened for my life. I ran around the table and the crazy lady chased me with the needle. She was gaining on me so I stopped and spun around, hoping to catch her wrist before she could stab me. Unfortunately, my thumb ended up landing right on the needle as I reached out to grab her. I yelped at the pain and was scared of what was being pumped into my system.

I asked her, "What was that?"

The crazy lady was looking at me maniacally and shouted, "HAHA!! Now you have heart disease!"

I was horrified and grabbed the syringe from her. I stabbed her in the shoulder with it and said, "So do you!" And she screamed and crumpled to the floor.

And that's pretty much when I woke up. But I immediately remembered it when I woke up, and it just cracks me up. Heart disease? From an injection? Would that even be possible? Isn't that something you develop over years?

~Ferryn

dreams, car repairs

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