Recruiters: Ur Doin It Rong

Jul 31, 2009 16:16

You may or may not know this, but headhunters have changed the way they do business. It's a consequence of the Internet, mostly - but it's now almost completely driven by scripts which connect to resume posting sites, slurp them down, and auto-match them against jobs they know about (which they often get from employer's job posting sites).


Many of them are only one step up from penis enlargement peddlers.

Today I received an email from one of these recruiters whose job-to-candidate matching algorithm is horrible. I mean really horrible.

Here's the list of the first four required skills:

  • COBOL 74 and/or 85 programming on Unisys 2200 series or ClearPath mainframes
  • Unisys ECL
  • TIP
  • DMS-2200/RDMS

Why is this spam when sent to me? Because my resume shows absolutely no hint of COBOL, ECL, TIP, or DMS-2200. None. I did work at Unisys more than twenty years ago, but since then I haven't even seen a single piece of Unisys hardware, let alone programmed on it.

Oh, and just for fun? The job is in Albany, NY, and I won't relocate - and the site from which they got my resume asks about relocation willingness, so they had access to that information.
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