hello everybody ( and the crowd says " hello dr. nick" haha, simpsons... no?)
i didnt get to see you today , but i wanted to tell you that i had a dream about you. and i was going to your house and i thiiiink it looked the same on the outside, but when i went in, like as soon as you descend the stairs, the entire space was like your room - no kitchen/living room. so anyway, this whole room of yours was asianified, like pink - hello kitty everywhere , and posters and asian music blasting( im pretty sure it was suju- dont don) and the whole enchalada. so i was about to step of the last step WITH YOU, but you slammed me into the wall and i just got up brushed crap off my shoulder like i was superman... or rather, wonder woman. anyways , so then , somehow you were glowing in pink, and floating in front of me with wings and you were wearing knee high converse( converses?). also, your face was really animated, like how in hercules or anything really, when hades gets mad and his face gets all red fire-like. yeah, so casically you were angry. and i was like , wtf. so you start screaming, and you said that no one could enter past the ribbon( there was a red ribbon) unless the were a JE dude who was wearing hello kitty or zebra patterned slippers(yeaaaaa - and i dont even do drugs ppl... wait i had robitussin and a tylenol! that explains it). and so i was like, then why the flippity flip did you bring me here, and i dont know what your response was. so then i was begging you to let me come in , and at this time you had acquired a wand, you didnt do anything with it, you just had one... , so then i left and iuno how but i turned into a je boi, but! it was possibly the worst je boi i could have been - kame. so i enter and then you like attacked me with those terrys oranges things. and it was like those ads, where they threw the orange on the wall, and they split open kinda deal, so there were all these orange flavoured/shaped chocolate pieces around me, so i picked it up and started eating then whilst you were screeching and spazzing. then i left again, and i returned as .......tegoshi, and you were sooo happy. so you let me in - and you werent floating anymore . so i sit on the couch and then your bathroom door opens, and out walks tegoshi! and then i was like oh shit, and you two were like wtf, in a n over the top-dramatic music- scandalous-soap opera kinda way, then i unzipped my tegoshi suit, and inside .. i was my mother - who was in RL, waking me up. and that is that. can you explain that to me at all? im just surprised that my brain can so accurately depict real life details in my dreams, i mean come on! it rmbrd that you dont like kame! wtf!
yea...