Theyre sticklers about access control here.
They don't let the developers have access to test and prod.
This would be a good thing, if the sysadmin of both knew his ass from his elbow.
Unfortunately, he fucked everything up so thoroughly, that now, this being my last week, I have discovered egregious inconsistencies in the database, and have to duplicate weeks of labor in mere hours. Seeing as I spent most of my time here crying tears of boredom, this is entirely possible. But I dont like having to do actual work when I should be surfing and relaxing.
Anyways, I digest (eggsalad sandwich)
I showed these inconsistencies to my direct superior. She gave me read access, and said via con dios.
I made the clean up script. (IE duplicated six weeks of work)
I resisted the urge to send the following to the sysadmin.
Dear idiot.
DIAF. look it up.
I shit things that have more skills than you.
To clarify: If I took a dump on a chair and put it in front of a vic 20 it would be a better sysadmin than you.
kthxbye.
ps.
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