sleepless in azeroth

[feroxtheunclean]

So there's my undead female toon (Scarymary), in the world of warcraft, standing by the pool on the middle rise in Thunder Bluff. Just doing a little fishing.

Along comes a hunter, half my level. I get a whisper:

[Toha]: I love you
[Toha]: Your toon is hot and cute

brief pause. I continue fishing

[Toha]: Do you love me back?
To [Toha]: I have no heart.
[Toha]: I will help you fish!
To [Toha]: I'm just raising my skill.

Hunter hands me a bunch of fish.

Someone wants a priest for an instance. I wave and take off.

Some time later, I see this hunter on top of the zeppelin tower.

He challenges me to a duel.

I mind control him, and just as the zeppelin arrives, I fling him off the tower, to his death. He also misses the zeppelin, which is a long wait.

[Toha]: I love you.
You let out a long, drawn out sigh