Longmeme theif!
Longmeme is long!
And stolen from Mistress, so many of the answers might be the same, but not most.
1. How old will you be in five years?
28!
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Mistress
3. How tall are you?
About 6 foot even
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Cooler weather, and the ability to really max the MPG on my car.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Despicable Me with Mistress
6. Who was the last person you called?
Zealous and The Satyr, if Skype counts
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My sister, Katy
8. What was the last text message you received?
My boss telling me to make sure I was doing this nit-picky job.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Katy
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call. Texts are awkward.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Roleplaying online
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married
13. When did you last see your mom?
Yesterday
14. What color are your eyes?
Hazel
15. What time did you wake up today?
Eight thirty. Buzz buzz buzz.
16. What are you wearing right now?
NADA!
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Trans Siberian Orchestra YAY!.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
In my car, in distant locations.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Crowded, loud, noisy! or work.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Norway!
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Hopefully less broke and getting more work, living with my wife in CT or TN.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn, followed by a tan when the burn subsides.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts!
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html
25. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Sound waves are created, yes.
26. How big is your bed?
A double. Pout..
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop!
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
No clothes for me unless I'm going outside.
29. What color are your sheets?
Black!
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One!
31. What is your favorite season?
The rare cool summertime, but mostly early autumn.
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow and slippery roads!
34. What do you like about the summer?
Green!
35. What do you like about spring?
Green starting!
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
5! CA, CT, WA, WI, IN
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
San Diego, CA; Bremorton, WA (x2); New London, CT; Kenosha, WI; Columbia City, IN; Fort Wayne, IN.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet, mostly because it is part of naked. Outside, my good boots.
39. Are you a social person?
A bit, yes! I like people who are nice!
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Cool Ranch Doritos!
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Olive Garden. Mmmm... Beef and mushroom tortellini.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Cookie dough or vanilla bean.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Hmm.... Cobbler! Ice cream! Yay!
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Broccoli cheddar!
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Honey. Tha'ts it. I don't like PB & J. I like PB or PB and H.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yay!
47. Do you like coffee?
Only girly coffee! Highly sweetened, or creamered, or a latte, or flavored!
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
2-9, depending on whether I remember to refill my cup.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea <3
50. Walker Texas Ranger or MacGuyver?
A-Chucka-Norriiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Hmmm...... I generally go for the left side when looking from the foot towards the head. Though whatever side Mistress doesn't want is my side officially.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yarr!
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Cuddles! Especially in the morning when Mistress wants to sleep.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Hmm... I used to live in Bremorton and went to Canada twice or more (I can't remember. Kindergarten and all).
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Caffiene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home! Mistress is grandly cook!
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
EEEK!
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Nono.
59. Do you want kids?
EEEEK!
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Un poco de espanol. Plus enough in about a half a dozon other languages to get me in trouble, but do no good.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope!
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Twice!
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean is big and pretty! But smelly. Pool is chloriney, but not diseasy.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
I prefer to. Auto is so boring.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Car stuffs and video games. And snacks.
67. Do you wear any jewelry?
2 earrings, 1 scrotal ring. my wedding ring, and my pendant that is a claddagh/trinity on one side, and a foxily on the other.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
King of the Hill, Venture brothes, South park, Dr. Who, Top Gear (Except when talking about America)
69. Can you roll your tongue?
And "W" fold it, too!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Mistress!
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I can't sleep without. Or at least not very.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Red Dwarf Opening
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I know my Mom does.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A flash drive.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Nope! Lazy!
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Doom closet of spooky is to be sealed!
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
EEEEEK!
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I... Evidently I do. I am unaware of this, but I've been told by Mistress that I am a horrible and habitual flirt. I just try to be friendly!
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce or ranch.
80. What is your favorite food?
Pizza!
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
And the alternator, and the radiator, and the exhaust system, and the head gasket, and the.... etc...
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope! Got a warning, but that was because I was very polite, honest, and genuinely confused about the speed limit of the road I was on.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yup!
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Anywhere between midnight and 3am, depending upon when I have to get up, and how distracted I am.
85. What was the last book you read?
Dr. Identity.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
When available.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Well, I did watch most of the third season of Battlestar Galactica, so I think that counts.
90. Do you dance in the car?
And I make the car dance, too!
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
92.3 "The Fort" Classic rock.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
A moth.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A customer's tire part number, size, and contact phone number.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla
95. What is your favorite board game?
Chess
97. When was the last time you attended church?
A while ago... Church doesn't seem for us...
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr Malicki, the art teacher.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
A whole week
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Mistress gave me a massage last night!