Aqua Teens Try To Blow Up Boston
I present to you one of the dumbest major news stories ever:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html
That's right, apparently the city of Boston is so retarded that it thinks the terrorists are making bombs with light-up Mooninites. This is our crack anti-terrorist unit. They better not do something drastic to Aqua Teens because of this. That show is the single biggest reason I don't need drugs.