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15: I want to make it clear right away that this was the most enormous, terrifying spider I have ever seen in all my years keeping this log and living at this house. I walked out the door in the morning and when I went to pull the door shut behind me, it was crawling along the bottom of the door frame, as though trying to get in. It was huge, brown, and had a definite dark mark on its back.
There was no time to go for a weapon; I smashed it with my foot. I cleaned it up with a couple of double-folded napkins and left it in one of the trashcans outside (tomorrow's garbage day). I think I deserve a commendation of some sort; if only there were an anti-spider military I could join.
There was no time to go for a weapon; I smashed it with my foot. I cleaned it up with a couple of double-folded napkins and left it in one of the trashcans outside (tomorrow's garbage day). I think I deserve a commendation of some sort; if only there were an anti-spider military I could join.