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[older lady co-worker at my job]
"My, don't you look handsome today! What's the occasion?"
ME: "Thank you. I have a job interview."
"Well, I'm sure you'll do fine since you look mighty stiffy."
ME: "What?!?!"
"Wait, that's not right, is it...?"
"My, don't you look handsome today! What's the occasion?"
ME: "Thank you. I have a job interview."
"Well, I'm sure you'll do fine since you look mighty stiffy."
ME: "What?!?!"
"Wait, that's not right, is it...?"