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sooo physics sucks, but we have the best little grouping in the back left corner... it's basically me, jon, max, kate, christian, ben, and mich [alyssa]. all we do is talk [sorry mich] and eat occasionally hah. but sometimes mrs. kelly [funniest lady ever] tells us to shut up, in which case we have to resort to other sorts of fun...
so one day at the beginning of december, bernstein and i decided to be really innovative and do a 'popcorn'-esque poem. we basically both wrote two lines and then passed it along, but sometimes we wrote more than that or less than that, depending on our inspiration at the moment. hahh. [you can tell who wrote what-- everything that's perverted would be jon. lol]
enjoy!
There once was a girl named Hannah
One day she decided to eat a banana
But then she realized she was allergic to it
And when she came home and told her mother, she said "I knew it."
Her face turned red and puffy
And when she went to the hospital, she said her real name was Buffy.
But the doctors saw right through this scheme,
And her superman came rushing to the scene.
His first name was __________ and his last name was ______,
She told him she loved him but he said he likes cocks.
But then she figured out she was in love with her friend Evan Shreck,
And went up to him and gave his cheek a peck.
But Hannah we know is a horny little girl
So they went up to his room and she gave him a twirl.
And then she realized she was happy with this man,
So of marrying him, she was quite a fan.
But like most of America, they got a divorce
She was very sad 'cause he was hung like a horse.
And he was sad cuz he missed her "tig 'ol bitties"
And searched for her through all US cities...
First he went to New York and went to the Ritz
But he was only disappointed 'cause he couldn't find her tits.
He still traveled to Sydney to search the operah house
And he couldn't find those beauties under her blouse.
And he realized that he had been wrong from the start,
He truly loved her not for her body, but for her heart.
Oh god. I realized how perverted that was while I was typing it. It's funny to see that allllll the inappropriate stuff is in Jon's handwriting... but I won't lie, I definitely enjoyed writing that too : )
[boys suck but that's what friends are for!]
xxx
so one day at the beginning of december, bernstein and i decided to be really innovative and do a 'popcorn'-esque poem. we basically both wrote two lines and then passed it along, but sometimes we wrote more than that or less than that, depending on our inspiration at the moment. hahh. [you can tell who wrote what-- everything that's perverted would be jon. lol]
enjoy!
There once was a girl named Hannah
One day she decided to eat a banana
But then she realized she was allergic to it
And when she came home and told her mother, she said "I knew it."
Her face turned red and puffy
And when she went to the hospital, she said her real name was Buffy.
But the doctors saw right through this scheme,
And her superman came rushing to the scene.
His first name was __________ and his last name was ______,
She told him she loved him but he said he likes cocks.
But then she figured out she was in love with her friend Evan Shreck,
And went up to him and gave his cheek a peck.
But Hannah we know is a horny little girl
So they went up to his room and she gave him a twirl.
And then she realized she was happy with this man,
So of marrying him, she was quite a fan.
But like most of America, they got a divorce
She was very sad 'cause he was hung like a horse.
And he was sad cuz he missed her "tig 'ol bitties"
And searched for her through all US cities...
First he went to New York and went to the Ritz
But he was only disappointed 'cause he couldn't find her tits.
He still traveled to Sydney to search the operah house
And he couldn't find those beauties under her blouse.
And he realized that he had been wrong from the start,
He truly loved her not for her body, but for her heart.
Oh god. I realized how perverted that was while I was typing it. It's funny to see that allllll the inappropriate stuff is in Jon's handwriting... but I won't lie, I definitely enjoyed writing that too : )
[boys suck but that's what friends are for!]
xxx