Subject: Creation Story. Because some things are worth repeating...
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earthand populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green andyellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long andhealthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben andJerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You wantchocolate with that?" And Man said,"Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add somesprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman mightkeep the figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, andsugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." AndSatan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast onthe side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthyvegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forthdeep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. AndMan gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it"Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan thencreated chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His childrenmight lose those extra pounds.
And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Manwould not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed andcried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fatand brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and slicedthe starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewercalories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want frieswiththat?" And Man replied, "Yes!And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man wentinto cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
Thought for the day ..
There is more money being spent on breast implants andViagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population withperky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to dowith them. If you don't send this tofive old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world