sorry about your friends page!

[fermez]

I should be off to a going-away function, but first:

Item the First: Be still my sweater-loving heart

Comments

[leadintogold]

that tiny tiny second dress is just like, the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.

[leadintogold]

by that i mean that "the next time i imagine myself going on a picnic with John Cusack I will be wearing that dress."

[fermez]

Next time I imagine myself, like, walking to the post office. Or mowing the lawn. Or studying. ANYTHING would be several zillion times better with that dress.

[leadintogold]

its like how people add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies and i add "with john cusack" to all verbs-the dress will help you in your daily life.
i looooove the teal.

[fermez]

Mowing the lawn... with John Cusack. Yes.

[leadintogold]

precisely!

[fermez]

My friend and I like to and "... of DEATH!" after all nouns.
So, like, the fondue party... of DEATH! With John Cusack.

[leadintogold]

switching things up and adding "in soviet union" generally improves normal sentences as well.

example:
I ate spaghetti tonight.>>IN SOVIET UNION, SPAGHETTI ATE ME TONIGHT.

[fermez]

I need to do some serious studying. >> In Soviet Union, me study need serious doing.

OH MY GOD YES!!!

[leadintogold]

nononono it would be:
IN SOVIET UNION, STUDYING NEEDS TO DO ME

[fermez]

I obviously need to practice some.
Stay tuned.

[fermez]

Okay, here goes:
In Soviet Union, practice obviously needs me some.
So?

[leadintogold]

excellent! excellent!

[fermez]

This is fun!

(In Soviet Union, fun is this!)