Movie review "Life Blood."
Well... so, we're house sitting a lovely place that has Net Flix. Probably thousands of movies to choose from, live streaming... and we picked something called "Life Blood." It was so... bad... Sort of vampire girl-on-girl porn but without the sex. One of the reviews starts, "I knew I should have turned this movie off in the first five minutes..." but he didn't and neither did we. Frankly, I'm not sure why we didn't.
Anyway, if you like your movies confusing but with lots of fake blood and girl vampires in skimpy clothes revealing almost everything and finally nothing, a script that has some of the worst lines ever written and a sound track that is first-song-I-ever-wrote-open-mic-bad then this is the flick for you.
Oh, and God is a woman with extraordinarily bad make-up and a transparent gown that leaves all of Her attributes plain to see.
Whew. I'm at a loss to say anything more. Very odd.
Anyway, if you like your movies confusing but with lots of fake blood and girl vampires in skimpy clothes revealing almost everything and finally nothing, a script that has some of the worst lines ever written and a sound track that is first-song-I-ever-wrote-open-mic-bad then this is the flick for you.
Oh, and God is a woman with extraordinarily bad make-up and a transparent gown that leaves all of Her attributes plain to see.
Whew. I'm at a loss to say anything more. Very odd.