Preparing for Free Comic Day
OK. This year I'll get it right.
I know in the past I've been a little confused over how Free Comic Day works. First I thought it was a day to protest the unfair imprisonment of comedians. Then I thought it was a day to free comic books from the slavery of being a commodity. But I've got it now.
I know it's a day when you can go into your local comic book store and get comics without paying for them. So I'll be coming prepared.
Don't get in my way, I'll be clearing whole shelves.