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i usually try to be a nice guy and put up with people who are being retarded or are always just straight up broke, but every once in a while somebody will be so unaware of the ridiculous nature of their actions that a bitch slap is nearly inevitable.
the welcome mat is out, the door unlocked.
just in case, safety’s off and hammer cocked.
no guests in a while, forgot about trust.
no guests in a while, forgot about dust.
who wants in?
congratulations mr. and mrs. billings, it's a healthy disappointment.