>:O

[fergie_]

Justin Timberlake is taken. He is my bottom bitch boy and we have kinky, slutty sex with JC and Love. All you hoochies need to recognize.

Britney Spears is such a slut. Can we be more original? Lets copy Christina's career move for move. SLUT!

Hi Joel! Hi Trace! Hi Eddie! Hi Steve!

<3, Fergie Hewitt-Timberlake-Chasez!