I've graded two papers so far!
Already, one of them has amused me with its incompetence. Good work, pupils!
"He then commanded Noah to build an arch so that the Lord would create a flood and save each species of animal to start over."
Obviously, the neatest thing about this quote is that Noah's Arch still stands today, in St. Louis, MO.
The less obvious thing that's wrong with this is that it doesn't have the slightest damn thing to do with anything we've talked about in my HISTORY class!
*Sigh* Whatever.