Legacy updates soon, yes.

Oct 25, 2008 11:28

But for now, I'm having a bit of fun with the self-sims of friends I've made in the LJ simming communities. Three of their sims I made myself, one because she didn't have a self-sim to give me, another because his self-sim didn't show up in my game even though I installed it, and the third because I forgot to install her self-sim entirely and was too lazy to exit out of my game just to do that. YOU ALL RLY CARE ABOUT THESE DETAILS, YES.





HERE THEY BE.



This is dothesmustle, also known as Jinanne, Juan, Juan Pedro, JuanPa, JuanPe, Fucking Arab Muslim Terrorist, or That Colored Girl. They're all interchangeable, really.



This is mirablu, also known as Miranda the Blue (but never just Miranda), Mira, That Half-Black Chick, or Purple Alien.



This is slowpurple, the sim I made because she has no self-sim, also known as Fiona, Zeke, or Freaky-Zekey Lemon Leaky.



This is abbycat900, the sim I made because I forgot to install the one she made, otherwise known as Jesus.



This is lazyoceans, the sim I made because his sim is racist toward my Clean Installer, also known as Victor, Latonya, Pedo Puddles, The capslock_sims Bicycle, Dr. Lovejuice, Yoooiii, and Tickle Dickle.



This is linear_flower, also known as Erika and "I want to fuck Nick Carter."



This is simplicist, also known as Kyra, Leroy, Lesbian Heartbreaker, and Sarah Palin.



This is kingmike1224, whose image I evidently forgot to edit in PS lolz, also known as Mike and Shaniqua.



This...is simonym, also known as Stephanie, Jerome, Mrs. Frances J. Worthington III, Oliver Humanzee, and Dominatrix Supa-Babe.



And this is me. I go by Rebecca, Becca, Reba (though only lazyoceans is allowed to call me that), Jorge, Ferd, Pithy, Pedoterrorist, or The Pedophiliac Terrorist Dyke Next Door. Your pick.



This is our humble home.



This is a view of Erika from Victor's skull.



This is the entryway to Stephanie, Kyra, and Jinanne's fucking...nature patch thing. Because they're all lame little nature sims.



They fucking sleep in tents and shit.



Jinanne has this big-ass fucking greenhouse...thing because that stupid hippie is all about ~organic produce~ and her stupid juicer machine.



JUST LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GREENHOUSE



IT'S GOT THREE TREES INSIDE IT SHIT GODDAMN



IT'S EVEN GOT A PHONE AND BAMBOO AND THIS POND THING AND A FLOWER-MAKING STATION SO YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS FUCKING GREENHOUSE



Shit, but then Stephanie and Kyra have this rock spring thing where they can make sweet Nature Sim love Buntah-style beneath the running waters. I think your greenhouse just got PWN'T, Jinanne.



Because they're all fucking Knowledge sims (or, in Jinanne's case, secondary-Knowledge) they've got these telescopes that are only a skip and a frolic away.



This is Victor's Den of Luv.



It is filled with only the finest of fine art.



This is the view of Victor's Love Suite from Victor's Bed. He will share it with Mike. Abby, Mira, Fiona, Victor's massive penis, and I will share the other two.



Isn't Victor's Bed welcoming?



This is where Erika sleeps.



This is a close-up of where Erika sleeps.



This is a view of The Luv Den from Erika's bed.



BATHROOM.



BATHROOM.



The computer area would not be complete without creepy illustrations of small children.



Now let us travel upstairs and out of Victor's Fort of Fornication...



...and into the second most hip hop happening room of the house, this cap of which I also apparently forgot to edit.



It's whammin' and jammin'.



Me and Mike are both Cuisine sims, so I made us a huge outdoors cooking area. It's covered, but because The Sims 2 pre-Apartment Life EP lacks ceilings and I couldn't be bothered to place those ceiling tiles that some person at MTS2 made, you can't tell here.



Shit yo, it comes complete with an espresso machine, a hot chocolate maker, Jinanne's stupid juicer thing, and a food processor. This kitchen is off the chain.



This is where our fine little society sits down to dine.



This is an aerial view of the lot from the first floor.



This is an aerial view of the lot from the second.

And this is me ending this post! Next time I post these guys, they'll actually be doing stuff! Stay tuned, holy crap! (Or not!)
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