Chuck Norris believes that Texas should secede from the Union and become its own Republic... and that he, should be the one to run for President of Texas. He lovingly refers to the West Coast, as the Left Coast... he seems to have some kind of moronic and manipulative idea that the founding fathers of the US somehow, through his out of context and highly selective quote wrangling, intended for the US to be a Christian nation.
If this was meant to be a Christian nation, as the Grandmaster Asshat himself suggests, it would declare as such in the Bill of Rights or maybe in the fucking Constitution, somewhere... SOMEWHERE in those documents you would find the declaration that this is a Christian country. There is no state religion, there is no establishment of religion, and frankly... Mr. Fucking Inciteful Asshat Chuck Norris, you moron... fuck-tarded idiot... you are a self-righteous prick, so go fuck yourself and shut yer blubbering yap... before the rest of us hang you for fucking treason.