Douchenozzle Asshattery
Not sure I understand what they're getting at with this picture... but I know it isn't good... I initially thought that they were trying to say that if you combed your hair one way... your mind, life, tastes, etc. would wind up as in the diagram... then I realized that I was reading far too deeply into the message... and I think it all became clear, whoever made this is a skilled practitioner of douchenozzle asshattery.