Bono Can Shampoo My Crotch

[ferchrissakes]

I now have irrefutable proof that Bono is in league with The Great Satan(s)! I have been compiling evidence that Bono is a complete douchebag for years and I have now finally completed my evidence profile. Here are my findings:

In league with The Little Bush:























In league with The Daddy Bush:









Even in league with The Rice:



And furthermore, in league with the Tony Blair:



There you go, undeniable proof that Bono is a total douche.

Conspiracy? Coincidence? I think not: