(no subject)
My favorite witnessed scene today - There's a small, private middle school down the block from home and while walking by it this afternoon, I noticed some kids outside the main doors. Specifically, I noticed a small, fat girl in tights and a dress on one side of a brick wall and a boy on the other side of said wall. And the little girl was definitely beating the crap out of the boy with a broom like janitors use - and with reach like the broom gave her, and the wall in between, the boy didn't have a prayer. God bless little monster children (when they're not too near me).