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Two notable conversations overheard this weekend:
#1
Setting: Bathroom at a gay bar. Two guys standing at a single urinal (!) and only one of them peeing.
Guy #1 (not peeing; looking down): "...like that?"
Guy #2 (peeing; also looking down at his penis): "Oh, because I'm not Jewish anymore."
Me: "?!?"
#2
Setting: Same bar; this time out standing around near the bar. Two guys are talking behind me - one of them just walked up to start talking to the other.
Guy #1 (just walked up): "..Yes, I'm sure."
Guy #2: "No, really, I'm sure. I'd definitely remember."
Guy #1: "I'm serious. We have."
Guy #2: "Listen, I'm telling you, I'm always really good about it. I never forget a face. If we had slept together, I'd know."
Guy #1: "We have DEFINITELY slept together."
Guy #2: "Seriously, I'm sure we haven't. But what's your name?"
Guy #1: "some generic name"
Guy #2: ".........oh, right. We have slept together.... So how you doing?"
And on another note, the place I go to get my hair cut has their entire little unisex bathroom covered in a giant collage of porn pictures - every inch of all 4 walls. Interesting.
#1
Setting: Bathroom at a gay bar. Two guys standing at a single urinal (!) and only one of them peeing.
Guy #1 (not peeing; looking down): "...like that?"
Guy #2 (peeing; also looking down at his penis): "Oh, because I'm not Jewish anymore."
Me: "?!?"
#2
Setting: Same bar; this time out standing around near the bar. Two guys are talking behind me - one of them just walked up to start talking to the other.
Guy #1 (just walked up): "..Yes, I'm sure."
Guy #2: "No, really, I'm sure. I'd definitely remember."
Guy #1: "I'm serious. We have."
Guy #2: "Listen, I'm telling you, I'm always really good about it. I never forget a face. If we had slept together, I'd know."
Guy #1: "We have DEFINITELY slept together."
Guy #2: "Seriously, I'm sure we haven't. But what's your name?"
Guy #1: "some generic name"
Guy #2: ".........oh, right. We have slept together.... So how you doing?"
And on another note, the place I go to get my hair cut has their entire little unisex bathroom covered in a giant collage of porn pictures - every inch of all 4 walls. Interesting.