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[feralmoon]

Things have certainly been busy lately. One of the muggle royalty was killed in an automobile accident, for one, and everyone's going bonkers and crying "assassination!", and there was some sort of "light show," as they put it, over Cork a few days back. The muggle explanation of it being from a swarm of insects and an aircraft is laughable. Are

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[my_ramblings]

Lying makes them feel better, there's more to talk about that way.

[feralmoon]

So I've noticed. There's more to talk about, but it also drives certain ginger-haired girls insane when the ministry doesn't reveal where the hell their mums are. Bloody arseholes.

[my_ramblings]

I highly doubt they care much about ginger-haired girls or their mums.

[feralmoon]

Yes, I have noticed that too. However, they do seem to respond better to the ginger-haired girl's blonde-haired father rabidly threatening to sue them. They don't like having their money taken, it seems.

[my_ramblings]

Maybe they just don't like blondes.

[feralmoon]

Oh, yes. That's exactly it. The ministry has an innate fear of blondes. It's their secret weakness and all that.

[my_ramblings]

According to Loony's dad the minister grinds up bones too. A connection?

[feralmoon]

According to Lovegood's father, the minister is also a somehow a man.