Fuck the PSAT

[feral_boy]

Fuck the PSAT, and fuck the collegeboard. I now get more spam emails from colleges no one has ever heard of trying to act vaguelly chipper then I do from porn and male enhancement combined.

NateBMayer@Gmail.com
Gmail Inbox (192)
University of Miami: Dear NATHANIEL, here's a tip for you! It's never too early... (10:27 PM, 3/11/06)
CollegeBoard: NATHANIEL are you prepared for the SAT... (10:05 PM, 3/11/06)
Northland College: NATHANIEL, I want to give you another chance to activate...(9:59 PM, 3/11/06)
Gettysburg College: Important! Many students, like you NATHANIEL... (9:57 PM, 3/11/06)
Pacific Lutheran Unive...: A top college wants to know you, NATHANIEL... (9:05 PM, 3/11/06)
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Drexel University: Dear NATHANIEL, we want you to have all the greatest... (8:15 PM, 3/11/06)
Saint Mary's College Of...: Make a Smart College Move, NATHANIEL (6:34 PM, 3/11/06)
Washington And Lee Univ...: NATHANIEL, College interviews don't have to be... (6:15 PM, 3/11/06)
CollegeBoard: CollegeBoard for students March newsletter students... (6:07 PM, 3/11/06)
Pratt Institute: Dear NATHANIEL: you are invited to the... (5:56 PM, 3/11/06)
Carrol College: NATHANIEL, I was hoping to hear back from you on... (5:45 PM, 3/11/06)
REI Membership: Save 20% on one full priced item... (4:38 PM, 3/11/06)
Gonzaga University: Do you know the answers, NATHANIEL... (3:20 PM, 3/11/06)
Dickenson College: Think Summer, NATHANIEL Dickenson precollege... (2:50 PM, 3/11/06)
Emory University: Dear NATHANIEL, your accomplishments are...(2:15 PM, 3/11/06)

This is pissing me off. Does anyone know how to get off all these lists?