BAAAWWWWWWWW
I am ill! Noooooooooo
I have a cold and the thing where everything aches and your eyes feel all itchy and wrong.
Oh well. While I lie in bed and drink synthetic lemon flavour drink with decongestant, have another inexplicable Draco shoop.
Dreaming of you...
Most of us have dreamed of owning a beautiful plate to commemorate the timeless beauty and natural elegance of Draco Malfoy, as well as the wonder of the American nation, for some reason.
Until now, for most of us, this dream has been out of reach.
But now - for a limited time only - this beautiful Plate has been made available to you, courtesy of Chepe-Tatte Potteries.
Apparently America's heroes were somehow involved
The Draco Plate, produced exclusively in the exotic orient exclusively for Chepe-Tatte Potteries, is made of the finest Bone China-Style Material and is edged with elegant Gold-Style Edging. It will be sent to you boxed in an authentic limited-edition Box, which also contains a Hand-Numbered Certificate of Authenticity, reading "This is an Authentic Certificate".
YES GIVE ME IT NOW
YES! Please rush me my elegant Draco Plate. I understand that owning the Draco Plate is my own responsibility and that Chepe-Tatte Potteries accept no liability for any dissatisfaction, bankruptcy, fraud, or cancer I may experience as a result. This does affect my human rights.
* Per month for 35 years**
** Postage and packaging £69.99*** not included
*** Plus £7,500
(I'll be honest, I wanted him to be crying but I couldn't make the tears look good in Photoshop. Also, it's annoying, but this is nowhere near as tasteless or nonsensical as some of what I found while researching this post.)
Right, really am going to bed now.
I have a cold and the thing where everything aches and your eyes feel all itchy and wrong.
Oh well. While I lie in bed and drink synthetic lemon flavour drink with decongestant, have another inexplicable Draco shoop.
Dreaming of you...
Most of us have dreamed of owning a beautiful plate to commemorate the timeless beauty and natural elegance of Draco Malfoy, as well as the wonder of the American nation, for some reason.
Until now, for most of us, this dream has been out of reach.
But now - for a limited time only - this beautiful Plate has been made available to you, courtesy of Chepe-Tatte Potteries.
Apparently America's heroes were somehow involved
The Draco Plate, produced exclusively in the exotic orient exclusively for Chepe-Tatte Potteries, is made of the finest Bone China-Style Material and is edged with elegant Gold-Style Edging. It will be sent to you boxed in an authentic limited-edition Box, which also contains a Hand-Numbered Certificate of Authenticity, reading "This is an Authentic Certificate".
YES GIVE ME IT NOW
YES! Please rush me my elegant Draco Plate. I understand that owning the Draco Plate is my own responsibility and that Chepe-Tatte Potteries accept no liability for any dissatisfaction, bankruptcy, fraud, or cancer I may experience as a result. This does affect my human rights.
* Per month for 35 years**
** Postage and packaging £69.99*** not included
*** Plus £7,500
(I'll be honest, I wanted him to be crying but I couldn't make the tears look good in Photoshop. Also, it's annoying, but this is nowhere near as tasteless or nonsensical as some of what I found while researching this post.)
Right, really am going to bed now.