oo7.

[feorging]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a

Comments

[1charmingangel]

I'd say he was going for comedy.

[feorging]

And do we say he succeeded?

[1charmingangel]

Hands down. He has earned himself a standing ovation.

[feorging]

Brilliant. I shall send along the praise. Cheers, mate.

[1charmingangel]

Yes. My compliments for his brilliant work.

[feorging]

[All of the laughing.]

I'm fairly certain my sister might actually murder me for this one.

[1charmingangel]

Alas, I knew thee well.

[feorging]

Tell me you'll spill some drink in my honour, Jace, or at least muck up some public property.

[1charmingangel]

I promise to do both. There will be great mischief to honor a fallen comrade.

[feorging]

Remind me to write you into my will.

[1charmingangel]

Fred, I must insist that you write me into your will.

[feorging]

Consider it done.