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Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a

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[YOU LAUGHED. ADMIT IT.]

Honestly, it's as though he was aiming to get a rise out of you lot. Terrible, that.

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[LIAR.]

To do so would be venturing into the mind of a madman, and that's a rather terrifying place to be. Careful, Harry.

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Indeed. And the one behind this's absolutely mad. Defines mad. He's the bloke that came up with the word 'mad'.

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Modesty, thy name is Fred Weasley.