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[feorging]

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.

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[video]

[feorging]

[He's still rubbing his eyes as though it'll help scratch the images from his retinas.]

Far from "all right," everything's bloody wrong.

[video || 1/2]

[feorging]

[He sighs and drops his hands.]

'less you can get these blasted images from my device, I'm afraid there's not really much to be--

[video]

[feorging]

--done.

[Blink blink.]

Hello. You are stunning.

[video]

[feorging]

Cat ears? But you haven't got any cat ears.

[He tilts his head curiously. Pink hair, purple eyes, and supposedly cat ears?]

Are you a Metamorphmagus?

[video]

[feorging]

A princess!

[Sufficient distraction from cat ears is sufficient.]

In that case, I beg pardon for my frankness, Highness.

[He bows his head with a wink. Fred is so not the sort to actually humble himself before "royalty."]

[video]

[feorging]

It's a particular sort of Transfiguration back home. Some people're born with the ability to alter their appearance at will - even something like having cat ears.

[video]

[feorging]

[He laughs just a little.]

We've a few of those back home as well, though they're mostly tossed beyond reason.

[video]

[feorging]

Pissed. You know, drunk.

[Oh, Britspeak.]