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[feorging]

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.

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[adamantined]

[HORROR.]

This is exactly like finding out one of your friends is a porn star.

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[feorging]

Not at all. We'd give props for that one; this is just wrong.

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[adamantined]

I hate you for feeling compelled to share.

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[feorging]

I haven't felt compelled to anything other than clawing my own eyes out, love. This here's the work of the device or a curse or some such rubbish.

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[adamantined]

Yeah, but you could've... I don't know. Flagged this or something. 'This content may not be appropriate for anyone with a soul.'

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[feorging]

Ah, that's it then. It's got to be the latest ploy from You-Know-Who himself. Evil bastard.

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[adamantined]

[Well, he was here.]

And all this time we just thought he was hellbent on taking over the world. Looks like he's interested in burning retinas, too.

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[feorging]

[Let's not let Fred onto that. He'll chalk up her knowing of him to being Ginny's flatmate.]

His methods are downright foul and unorthodox. I would not put it above him in the very least.

[Though he can probably only poke so much fun because hey, he's already dead.]

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[adamantined]

[It's either entirely inappropriate or very appropriate to make fun of Voldemort in such a way, but it still leaves her feeling a bit displaced.]

You know, I'm not even sure he's this cruel.

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[feorging]

Hm, you may have a point there. Maybe this is Skeeter's doing, she's horrid enough for it.

[It's more than fine by him, there're plenty of terrible people in their world to lay blame to. And it makes it easier to blame someone than think about the actual photos themselves.]

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[adamantined]

Skeeter?

[She thinks she's familiar with the name, but a story never hurt anyone.]

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[feorging]

Terrible old hag, that one. You could bat an eyelash wrong and she'd have it on the front page you threatened to murder a puppy. She had the world convinced Hermione was some sort of harlot going about toying with Harry's ickle heart at one point.