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[feorging]

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.

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[1charmingangel]

The wild assumption is that you two know the people in those images.

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[feorging]

Got it in one. One's practically a little brother - the other's the princess of all prats.

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[1charmingangel]

Does he wear a pretty crown or is he just an insufferable twat?

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[feorging]

More of the latter, though I'd put a few Galleons on him having a crown or two waiting on his triumphant return to his Mummy.

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[1charmingangel]

Which he would then model for her while she cried tears of joy of the wonder that is her pretty princess of a son.

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[feorging]

Mate, I like you already. Cheers.

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[1charmingangel]

I've seen it so many times that I know the pattern well.

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[feorging]

Fortunately enough, his big head filled our quota of insufferable twats all his own. I'd've had much worse on my record otherwise.

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[1charmingangel]

Lucky you. You don't want to experience more than one.

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[feorging]

I should only be so grateful.

[Grinning!]

What's your name?

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[1charmingangel]

Jace Lightwood.

[Totally grinning back.]

And who are you two?

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[feorging]

George and Fred Weasley. Don't let his good looks fool you, though. I'm the cleverer one.

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[1charmingangel]

Is that so?

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[feorging]

Fairly certain, though I think I've an advantage what with his brains leaking from his head.

[He points to his ear where, on George, is nothing but a gaping hole, the only discernible difference between the two of them.]

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[1charmingangel]

Now that's just cheating. You should give him a handicap.

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[feorging]

This bloke? It's almost impossible. I'd have to cut off both of my legs to give him a fair chance in a race.