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[notgirlylittle]

you + me + your appathing = bar

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[feorging]

we're good mates love but not sure i'm quite ready to show you my appathing. save that for third date usually.

✎ text ; 1/2 i tend to get spammy with texts

[notgirlylittle]

[ sjdklfs fred, honestly. be more immature. ]

luckily for me i'm not interested.

✎ text ; 2/2

[notgirlylittle]

you're buying.

[ that's what you get for being a douche. ]

✎ text ; lmao i love it

[feorging]

wouldn't have it any other way

[On both counts. He kind of adores your friendship, okok.]

✎ text ; i am glad, otherwise i would have to compel you to love it!

[notgirlylittle]

when are you free?

[ You're just lucky Caroline sort of adores you and your ridiculous accent and humour. ]

✎ text ; you wouldn't dare (nottalking)

[feorging]

oh i don't know. let me check my ever so busy schedule.

[Read as: always. Where would he be without it?]

✎ text ; oh i /would/ (evil_grin)

[notgirlylittle]

okay, better question: when do you feel like bar hopping? and i don't mean literally for you with your appa

[ She will never get this, will she? ]

YOU KNOW. I don't want you to splinch yourself.

[ Of course she remembers the bad part of Apparating. ]

✎ text ; ....sexy. kind of? /confused boner is confused

[feorging]

[....that's actually kind of sweet. Holy crap, is this what friends are like?]

don't you worry about me. i've a good handle on my appathing and am free to bar hop whenever you so choose.

[One of the many perks of doing nothing with your afterlife.]

✎ text ; let me unconfuse you (EVIL_GRIN)

[notgirlylittle]

[ do you need a definition you adorable gingernut ]

i feel like you're making fun of me for not knowing the proper name for your possible-splincher thing. you free tonight or tomorrow?

[ or eternal-life. bffs forever. ]

✎ text ; O-OMAI (blush) (girlkiss)

[feorging]

[Mayhaps he does. What of it?]

i wouldn't dare! tonight and tomorrow, as a matter of fact, though i'd advise against having a go at both. terrible, that.

[win.]

✎ text ; /fans self. oh you and your kisses!

[notgirlylittle]

[ caroline will charge you for it. in jokes and another night of drinking. ]

good. because i can totally make you regret it. and, just for you, we can do both! do you have any preferred places? i kind of haven't been out to bars lately.

[ brb braiding your hair. ]

✎ text ; i know how you like it bb (evil_grin)

[feorging]

[Deal.]

blimey. we'll be running the place dry at this rate. brilliant. i know a fair few, yeah.

[Get him drunk enough and it's a done deal. We'll also have to go back to the Goblet of Fire, though. Harry Potter and the Year the Hairstylist Boycotted Everyone, hello.]

✎ text ; [h u m p] i like it ginger and super fiiiine

[notgirlylittle]

[ you're easy (evil_grin) ]

you snooze, you lose. what's the point in having a bar if people don't abuse it? you know what? this sounds like the start to a beautiful boozeship, fred weasley.

[ hell yes. caroline will retcon that shit up for you, fred. you'll be the sexiest ginger of the ball! ]

✎ text ; oohgurl, lemme get atcha

[feorging]

[Well, you know me. [classy]]

may it last us a lifetime, caroline forbes. or two at that.

[LOLGEDDIT they're both dead (technically) [okay].]

✎ text ; my milkshake brings all the gingers to the yard.

[notgirlylittle]

you think we're going to be stuck here for a while? for years?

[ i do. caroline, no. ]