How nostalgic...

Jul 22, 2005 00:29

feeling: oh I'm just dandy...
hearing: Spiritfall - My Reason

Today's random thing that I hate is...

ELBOWS.

So if you are the lucky owner of an elbow, you've just won a prize. And by prize I mean nothing.

Other than that, work still sucks. I'm not a fan of working the 12-close shift. I ended up getting stuck doing cash register inside in the caf. And nobody. ever. has. enough. money. They're lucky I'm such a caring and sympathetic individual and I wait for them to go out to their lockers and get their money. Either before or after that I got stuck making pretzels and churros...which I hate....more than anything. I wish I could work down in The Lemon again...I liked making that lemonade :(

2 HOURS LATER.

I'm so bored. Although, I've unearthed a funny story Kurtis and I wrote a while back...

While sitting in the kitchen with mother, she stared curiously at me. "Drink, boy..." she said. So I grabbed a boy, and started drinking. That was when I noticed the comma. I put him down. "My mom...Where didst she gost?" The boy replied "Yous talks funnys..."So I hit him. At least once. Then I whited out, and awoke in the Temple of Time. Mother was there, dressed as a sage. You know, the plant? She was humming a mysterious hymn, also called "Who Let the Dogs Out". I was shocked at how realistic her dog barks looked as they seeped out of her face hole. She reached into her pocket, and that was the last time I ever saw her hand, until she pulled it out. It was like magic! I knew there was something enchanted about this temple. I looked out a poorly illustrated window and spotted a seagull. It plunged into a toxic waste pool by the ocean, and when it came up, there was nothing left but a romantic banana. I grabbed the nearest vegetable, which in this case was a hammer, and threw it out the window at the banana just as it burst into flames. It was beautiful. I almost cried from the beauty...but I didn't. The end.

Yes, we is retards.
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